Shinesty Ball Hammock Boxers
🥜Supportive and enhancing pouch keeps the goods off your legs and out of the grundel
🌬️Moisture wicking and breathable so you stay fresh, all damn day
🍦Soft. Like sooo soft. Like, softer than a baby chinchilla soft.
😚Anti-bunching, no-itch stitching, 4-way stretch.
You bring the weiner, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our all-new hot dog Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly. We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place you're weiner and tots in these hot dog print boxer briefs and you've got a tropical destination for your dong. That's because ultrasoft MicroModal material keeps your buns dry so they don't get bbq'ed in the summer heat. And the bonified ball pouch is like a bun for your boys, keeping 'em situated all day long.
Softest Fabric Around
Luxury 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex is moisture wicking and breathable.
All Modal is not equal. Our proprietary knitting process gives you a more sumptuous Modal per square inch for a softer, better fitting, and more durable product than the competition.
How it Fits
Perfectly, with an even and lightly compressive fit through the legs to prevent ride up, plus extra space and support for the twins.
If you're between sizes or want more support, we recommend sizing down.
Measurements
6" inseam (15 cm)
More Features
Quick-access Fly, Anti-Ride Up Legs, Tagless, Silky-Soft Waistband
